Driving Observations #2

Here is the 2nd entry in my driving observations series.

I was driving home from the other day. It was nice to be out early, but even though I was leaving One Stop Title early, I still had work to do for Jill. I pulled off the highway, traveled down the road that will not be named, and I was about to turn onto the unknown road to my street when I noticed a funny looking cement mixing truck. The truck had funky colors. It was white, blue, and orange. Right away, it hit me. I’ve seen these colors all together before.

The Smuggled Goods

That’s right! Drake’s cakes!

I like to think that the cement mixing truck was a covert operation to deter people from hijacking the Drake’s Cakes trucks, or at least stealing a few boxes. Wouldn’t you if you had the opportunity? But this theory wouldn’t work, because why would the big cylinder be turning if it was just boxes of Drake’s Cakes?

This goes to theory #2. I call this the super secret ingredient theory. Who really knows what in these things? I mean, even though Twinkies are not made by Drake’s, no one really knows what’s in them anyway. Twinkies have even been blamed for murders! Look it up, see Dan White, “Twinkie Defense.” This super secret ingredient must be stirred constantly…or it will explode.

There is one more theory.

The shadow cement company truck is pretending to be a Drake’s Cakes truck covertly to fool us all. What purpose? The evil company wants to fuck with you into thinking that Drake’s Cakes and other assorted pastries are so important, the trucks need to be disguised, but also give a little bit away in a James Bond villain sort of way, but then you’ll find out that the world is a cold bitter place…and Drake’s Cakes just come on regular old Mack trucks, not magical mystery cement trucks.

~ by southclaw on October 12, 2008.